sometimes my dad wears fake vampire teeth and skulks about near blood drives… i think this explains a lot about the man i’ve become

-Wow. I can’t believe it’s done. What should we call it?
-It literally doesn’t matter. Just stick an adjective in front.
-You’re the boss.

-Wow. I can’t believe it’s done. What should we call it?

-It literally doesn’t matter. Just stick an adjective in front.

-You’re the boss.

Nuclear pots and pans. 

Poverty and starvation in the shape of Kim Jong Un’s foreign policy platform.
Please turn your attention to our attention generator. 

It doesn’t fly, but it does generate attention!

Please turn your attention to our attention generator.

It doesn’t fly, but it does generate attention!

A catastrophe waiting to happen? Quick, send in Dennis Rodman!

Should we buy into the hype?

A catastrophe waiting to happen? Quick, send in Dennis Rodman!

Should we buy into the hype?

The most “up to date” picture we have of North Korea

Don’t believe the hype

The most “up to date” picture we have of North Korea

Don’t believe the hype

The comedian is the new revolutionary. Egyptian satirist Bassem Youssef. 

Is North Korea waiting for their Jon Stewart?

The comedian is the new revolutionary. Egyptian satirist Bassem Youssef.

Is North Korea waiting for their Jon Stewart?

What’s beyond the wall? 

Secrets. Only secrets.

What’s beyond the wall?

Secrets. Only secrets.

These children had more military success than Rambo 

WTF?

These children had more military success than Rambo

WTF?

Fuck Rambo, Soft and Squishy Rebellions are better

spidersteacup asked: Since it seems to be the thing to do: why the follow? And since I'm looking into teaching abroad: how proficient in Korean were you before arriving?

Hey there. I seek out people interested in (broadly) asian foreign policy because i think i’ll like their posts and they might like mine. kinda makes sense, right? Anyway, i came to korea the first time with ZERO knowledge. it was a great experience but definitely very different from the one I have now, which is after I returned home and studied the language for some time. I definitely prefer this one as it is more engaging and immersive. The first trip was like a vacation where i worked on the side. this is more of a cohesive experience. where are you thinking about going? 

1 day. 6 Korean headlines. 7 Western headlines. 2. Totally different stories 
How’d this happen, anyway?

1 day. 6 Korean headlines. 7 Western headlines. 2. Totally different stories

How’d this happen, anyway?